Ants. They're everywhere yet we know almost nothing about them. Scientists have been studying ants almost exclusively for eons yet they can't tell us a thing about them because they are idiots.
Enter: Antland.
Simply put, it's a game changer. We are here to unlock all of the mysteries that these ghastly monsters may be hiding behind their chainsaw faces.
It's no secret that humans fear ants more than any other creature. I've heard, anecdotally, that a human baby is more genetically predisposed to recognize the scent or sound of an ant than to know its own mother's voice. I can't confirm this but it sounds like one of those things you hear that is definitely true. But are these horrible bugs (or are they insects? as of writing this we simply can't know but that's the kind of thing we will find out) all bad, or is there some untapped potential for good?
I can hear you already. "What do you mean?" you are asking, naively. Well, look no further than the classic American theatre production Jurassic Park. Maybe you remember how the whole dinosaur cloning schtick began. Those idiot scientists found some of that good, sweet dino DNA in what kind of bug? A mosquito. But it could have been an ant. In fact, things probably would have gone a lot smoother if they used an ant instead. Maybe think of that one next time, science boy.
There's no telling what the benefits of bridging the gap between our two species may be. As of right now, Antland will begin laying the groundwork for that bridge.
So on that note: welcome .... to Jurassic Park, for ants. Wait what
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